After eagerly reading up on the subject, we’re in Canada as you read this. What mysteries await in the province of Ontario, that land where North meets South? What of the mighty Falls of Niagara or its equally mighty gift shops? Printculture is there and the story follows next week.

(A note on the timing of this post - while thoughts on Canada will have to wait, here's a traveller's note for our readers - there are no rooms, I repeat NO rooms, available in the hotels of South Bend, Indiana because of a huge baton twirling competition. And there's no in-room internet in the Elkhart, Indiana Knights Inn, though there's plenty of strangely appealing 70's decor.)